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ETHEREAL MUSIC

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BIRDS CRY

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MUSIC STOPS, BIRDS FADE

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- Oh. You all right?
- All right?

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- You just waiting for someone?
- Yes.

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I was going to say, actually,
thanks for, er, clearing up the...

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Well, clearing some of the stuff up
from the front here.

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Yeah. Did Bev have a word?

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- I don't think so.
- Oh, right, OK.

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Well, she said she was going to
have a word, so...

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Oh.

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Yeah, just about
clearing the front here.

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- I have.
- Yes, no, I know.

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Brilliant. Yeah. Fantastic.
Just, er...

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I just thought I saw a rat,
you know.

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Thought you saw one?

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No, I did. Well, I did,
you know, it was...

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Well, it was either a rat
or a big mouse.

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Big mouse, probably.

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- That oil slick's a bit annoying,
isn't it? - Yes.

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Looks like a rabbit, from my house,
if you can believe it.

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Yeah, it's a big black rabbit
at the end of my drive.

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REVERSING ALARM BEEPS

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Oh.

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- What's this for?
- Soil conditioner.

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Compost.

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Shite!

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Hello, Michael.

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Oh, hello, Bev.

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Was that your daughter
came round yesterday?

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- I haven't got any kids, Bev.
- Oh.

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Who was that, then?
She looked nice.

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That was Kacey. She was
just helping me with something.

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- I could help.
- Oh. Thanks, Bev.

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I mean, if you needed help,
I could help.

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I'm just stuck here all day.

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Don't know what to do with myself
half the time.

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- See you later, Bev.
- Bye, Michael.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Long bike.

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Michael! Michael!

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- Michael!
- Morning, Brigham.

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Ha... L... Long bike?

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Yes. Tandem.

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For two people.

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- Bike for two people.
- See you later.

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Michael! Michael! Mike! Mike!
Mike!

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- Yes?
- Can I have a go?

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Long bike.

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- All right?
- Yeah. Late. Has he noticed?

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Can I come round tonight
and see the things?

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What things?

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"What things"?

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The little fuckin' people
you've got growing in jars.

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Sh! God's sake.

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They're not people,
they're called homunculi

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and I don't want anyone knowing
about them, thank you very much!

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AMPLIFIED OVER PA:
Good morning, shoppers.

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Michael Sleep is growing
three homunculi at home in his shed.

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That's Michael Sleep,
three homunculi,

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in jars, in his shed. Thank you.

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PHONE BEEPS

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- Michael, why are you...?
- Sh.

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Michael, it's Roy, give us a ring
back when you get this message.

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Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came
and visited your dad at the home.

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I don't know who it was
but it wasn't me.

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So you need to find out
who's saying they're me.

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- Who's Roy?
- I've got to go.

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- You've only just got here.
- I've got to go to the nursing home.

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- Well, don't bother coming back.
- Oh, cheers, Gordon,

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I really appreciate that.

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Brigham!

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- Here he is. Hello, son.
- All right, Dad?

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You out of breath?

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Yeah, the, er... The car's
out of action, I had to cycle.

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Bloody 'ell, what've you got there?
Is that a competition win?

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Remote-controlled cars.
Six of them.

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Well, you know what they say.
You can't have too many

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remote-controlled cars.

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- But I'm running out of space here.
Will you take 'em? - Yeah.

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You can give 'em to a charity shop,

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- or you might want to hold on
to them yourself. - Yeah, OK.

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Here, Dad, Hilary said
that you had a visitor.

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Do you remember?

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Did she?

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Yes, Dad, have a think.

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Someone came here to see you,
to say hello,

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can you remember
who that might have been?

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When was that, you say?

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It must have been
the day before yesterday.

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Was it Roy?
Was it Clea's brother, Roy?

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Oh, so it was.

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Yeah, I didn't recognise him.
Pretended I did, though.

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Fine bit of acting.

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Have I ever met Roy?

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Yes. Yes. You...
You will have done, years ago.

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You say you didn't recognise him?

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- No.
- Have you got any idea what he wanted?

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Er... can't say that I have.
Er...

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He was wittering on about something.
Skirting around something or other.

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Only Connect was on,
so I wasn't really paying attention.

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Anyway, how are the prophets?
Have you buried them yet?

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No, not yet. The manure
was delivered this morning.

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There's a ton of the stuff. I don't
think the neighbours are very happy.

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Sod 'em.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Is everything OK?

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Won't be a second, Dad.

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All right.

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- Hilary?
- Is he all right?

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You said my dad had a visitor.
Yeah, Roy, wasn't it?

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Now, do you remember
what he looked like?

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- Erm...
- Here.

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Now, that's an old photograph,
but did he look anything like that?

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Oh...

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No, I wouldn't say that was him.

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Do you remember
what he did look like?

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Yeah, he was slight,

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fair hair, small round glasses.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, he was wearing a flat cap.

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Is everything OK?

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Hi, hi, hello. Sorry I'm late.

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Do you want anything?

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Just a coffee, please,
a black coffee.

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No problem, I'll bring it over.

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How are you?

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Yeah.

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I was just wondering if you
had a chance to pass on my number

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to Clea's partner. Hamish, isn't it?

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Because I haven't heard anything.

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Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on.

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Oh, OK, it's just that,
um, since we spoke

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I've been thinking about
that lock-up that Clea and I shared

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and I remembered that there was
a couple of things

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that belonged to me
that I'd really like to get back.

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Thanks.

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It's Bea, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Is it, though?

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- What do you mean?
- Well, I know you didn't know my sister,

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so I'm wondering what else
you're bullshitting about.

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And I'm also wondering
who your friend is,

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trying to be inconspicuous
sat at the table BEHIND ME!

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- My name's Bob.
- What the fuck's going on?

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Your sister, Clea,

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she was fencing stolen items

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for the man who owned
the antiques market she traded at.

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And who are you, the police?

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We represent the people
from whom the items were stolen.

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Well, I don't believe
your name is Bob,

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and I don't believe
your name is Bea,

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and I don't believe that either
of you represent the people

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from whom the items were stolen.

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But that's actually
beside the point, isn't it?

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What do you want from me?

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We want to find something that, erm,
we believe Clea was in possession of

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when she went missing.

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OK.

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Well, now we're getting somewhere.

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Give us your phone.

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- What's in the bag?
- Nothing. Er, toys.

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- What's in it?
- Toys, toys, er, cars, take it, it's yours, it's yours.

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Presents?

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Maybe, yeah.

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Who for?

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I don't know. Children?

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What's your name?

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Are you...?

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BELLS JINGLE SOFTLY

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What are you doing round here?

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Just, er, you know,
delivering presents.

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But... is it Christmas?

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No, not yet, I'm, er...
I'm just...

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You know, I'm starting early,
because there's lots to do

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- when the time comes.
- Where's your red suit?

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That's at home. I don't put that on
till nearer the time,

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in case I get spotted.
You know, it wouldn't do, would it,

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for me to get recognised too early.

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- I recognised you, didn't I?
- You did.

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- I knew who you were.
- Don't tell anyone, will you?

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I won't tell anyone.

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Thank you.

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I, erm...

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I...

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- I don't usually do this.
- I know, mate, I know.

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I was just desperate.

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- I wasn't going to hurt you, I would
never... - I know. I know, I know.

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I know, it's all right.
You see, I-I know

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who's been naughty or nice

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and I know that
you're not normally naughty.

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I'm not.

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I know.

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Usually a good lad, aren't you?

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Yeah, I am.

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I just...

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Hey. Hey, don't worry.

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Erm, can I...?

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Er, yeah.

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Oh, that's for you.

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I'm sorry it's not wrapped.

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Could I, erm...?

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Would it be all right
to get my phone back?

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Yeah, yeah, sorry.

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Cheers. Erm, you are...

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- Rupert.
- Rupert! Rupert. Little Rupert.

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Well, erm...
Well, cheerio, then.

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Thank you!

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Merry Christmas!

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Ho, ho, ho!

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A book.

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A bird book.

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What's it called?

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The Birds Of America.

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- The Birds Of America?
- Yes.

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Shall we have a little look
on the internet?

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Ah, I got it.

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"It has been estimated that five out
of the ten highest prices ever paid

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"for a book, adjusted for inflation,

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"were for John James Audubon's
The Birds Of America.

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"The most recently discovered copy
was sold at auction in 2019 for...

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"$6.6 million."

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So that's quite a lot, then,
isn't it?

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Right. Let's be honest
with each other.

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Don't pretend to me
that you're a keen ornithologist.

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Now that I know
what you're looking for,

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I'll find it. Then, when I sell it,
I'll give you some of the money.

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How much?

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Do you know what, Bob?
That's a bloody good point.

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We should discuss that.

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All right?

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- You didn't come back to work.
- No,

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Gordon gave me
the rest of the day off.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah. He said, "Don't bother coming back."

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- Oh...
- I don't think he was trying be helpful, mate.

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I think I got the wrong end
of the stick.

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Well, he told me to tell you that
you'd better come in tomorrow

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- or you're fired.
- Righto.

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Shovelling shit?

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Mm-hm.

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Do you need some help?

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Yeah. Go on, then.

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Hello. Are you OK? I'm Kacey.

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Michael, what are we doing?

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Have to bury the jars.

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- In shit?
- Yes.

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- Why?
- Because that's what it says in the instructions.

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It's to grow them on to
the state of divination.

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- To keep 'em warm?
- Partly.

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Ah, can't we just put them
in the airing cupboard?

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00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,159
Airing cupboard!
What century are you from?

251
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,800
Yeah, says the alchemist.

252
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,760
Evening, Your Majesties.

253
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,559
God, they've grown since last time.

254
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,319
What's this one?

255
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,999
That's a seraph,
it's a type of angel.

256
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,199
The highest rank of angel.

257
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,239
Didn't know
angels had different ranks.

258
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,599
Yeah, seraphim, they're
right at the top, just below God.

259
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,159
According to Wikipedia.

260
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,559
One of their jobs
is to fly around God's throne,

261
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,039
crying, "Holy, holy, holy!"

262
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,039
- That could get annoying.
- Couldn't it, though?

263
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,199
No wonder He's so angry
so much of the time.

264
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,040
It says we've got to wear robes.

265
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,999
- Those are dressing gowns.
- They're robes. Bathrobes.

266
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,640
- Are you serious?
- Kacey, I don't make the rules.

267
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:26,199
Sacris solemniis iuncta sint gaudia,

268
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et ex praecordiis sonent praeconia.

269
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,119
Recedant vetera,

270
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,759
nova sint omnia,

271
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corda, voces,

272
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,480
et opera.

273
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,039
Got any booze?

274
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,320
Booze? No.

275
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,279
Well, do you fancy a beer?
I'll run to the garage.

276
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,320
Yeah, OK.

277
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,999
Here.

278
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,200
Cheers.

279
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,719
Oh! Hello.

280
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,079
Hiya.

281
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,639
You're Michael's girlfriend.

282
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,999
Girl...? No. No. Erm, we're just...
We're just friends.

283
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,719
Oh, sorry.
I'm Bev, I live next door.

284
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,999
Oh, right, hi. Kacey.

285
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,840
- Nice to meet you, Kacey.
- Nice to meet you, Bev.

286
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,679
Are you just grabbing some beers?

287
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,879
Yeah, you know...

288
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,520
Yeah. Thirsty work.
All that shovelling.

289
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,199
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

290
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,719
He's nice, isn't he, Michael?

291
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,159
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah, he is nice.

292
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,039
He's interesting, isn't he?

293
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:24,759
He's always got some project on the
go, you know, in that shed of his.

294
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:29,999
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I'm always wondering what he's up to in there.

295
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,439
Yeah.

296
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,079
Anyways, I'd better be off.

297
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,959
It was lovely to meet you...

298
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,479
- Sorry...
- Bev. Beverley. - Bev. Lovely to meet you, Bev.

299
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,199
Have a good night.

300
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,440
See ya.

301
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,239
That kid

302
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,319
who cycles round and round
your road?

303
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,000
- Elliot.
- What's his story?

304
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,880
He's just a teenager.

305
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,439
Do you ever talk to him?

306
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,959
Nah, not for years.

307
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,200
He used to be a cute kid.

308
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,439
You should speak to him.

309
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,239
Why?

310
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,599
Because.

311
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,839
I mean, he's obviously
struggling with summat.

312
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,759
He's like a caged animal,
riding round and round like that.

313
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,119
It's... It's sad.

314
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,999
- I wouldn't know what to say.
- Hmm.

315
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,200
Well, you could start with,
"Hello."

316
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,159
Right. Can I use your loo?

317
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,039
What for?

318
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,239
What do you mean, what for?
What do you think?

319
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,759
Well, didn't you go before you came?

320
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,279
Are you serious?

321
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,239
- It's just, I don't usually...
- You don't usually what?

322
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,239
- I don't usually let people
go in the house. - Right.

323
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,360
Well, I need the loo, so...

324
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,279
- Is it a number one or a number two?
- Don't be a prick, Michael.

325
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,039
- Yes, OK.
- Thank you.

326
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,199
- Ah, eh, it's upstairs.
But don't... - Don't what?

327
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,240
I don't know.
But don't look around.

328
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,879
- All right?
- Yeah.

329
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,320
- Did you find it all right?
- Yeah, top of the stairs, like you said.

330
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,959
- What's in the boxes?
- So you had a look around, then?

331
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,159
Mate, I didn't go rifling through
your stuff, I just went to the loo

332
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,000
and saw a shit ton of boxes.

333
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,479
Hey, you know what I told you
the other day?

334
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,959
About wanting to be in Neighbours?

335
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,599
- What, have you got an audition?
- No.

336
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,999
What would yours be? A dream job.

337
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,679
Ah.

338
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,559
- I'd live on an island.
- You do live on an island.

339
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,360
A tiny island.
And I would count seagulls.

340
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,839
- Is that a job?
- Yeah.

341
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,039
I used to do conservation work.
As a volunteer.

342
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,519
That's where Clea and I met,

343
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,959
one summer on a trip
monitoring birds

344
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,879
- on this little island
off the Welsh coast. - Oh.

345
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,159
A couple of years later, we applied
to be wardens of this place

346
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,759
up in Scotland. We were accepted.

347
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,160
But, er...

348
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,559
- But what?
- Well, it didn't happen.

349
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,320
Clea wasn't well enough. She had...

350
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,080
She was fragile.

351
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,520
They're not mine.

352
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,719
The boxes.

353
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,120
It's all Clea's.

354
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,479
She had a stall at an antiques fair.

355
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,279
It's all her stuff.

356
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,439
Stock. Second-hand books.

357
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,920
- How big was this stall?
- Well...

358
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,519
Couple of years after she went, I
got a call from this storage place.

359
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,319
They said, "There's unpaid bills."
So I went along,

360
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,719
there were three lock-ups full.

361
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,360
I couldn't afford the payments,
so I brought it all here.

362
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,439
That's a lot to unpack.

363
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,519
I'm not going to unpack it,
it's not mine.

364
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,919
I meant, like, emotionally.

365
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,400
So did I.

366
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,519
Sorry, you obviously
don't want to talk about it.

367
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,559
No. No. Kacey...

368
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,799
..I do want to talk about her.

369
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:10,480
I don't ever get to talk about her,
and I miss her so much.

370
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,680
When did she go?

371
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,760
- Christmas Eve.
- Oh...

372
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,920
Nearly seven years ago.

373
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,079
She just didn't come home.

374
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,560
They found her car
on the Severn Bridge.

375
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,639
I'd prepared a surprise for her.

376
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,480
It was a trip back in time
to her best-ever Christmas.

377
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,319
For a week she was banned
from going in the lounge,

378
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,439
while I set it all up,
from a photo.

379
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,480
But she didn't get to see it.

380
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,239
- What happened to it all?
- It's still there.

381
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,360
It's waiting for her to come home.

382
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,920
Can I see it?

383
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,880
No-one's ever seen it.

384
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,760
- Can
- I - see it?

385
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,960
Oh, my God.

386
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,600
This is incredible.

387
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,680
Michael, this is... brilliant.

388
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,640
Ow.

389
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480
Night, Elliot.

390
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,760
CLATTERING
DOG BARKS

391
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,679
? I know

392
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,159
? We're older now

393
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,480
? And lost again

394
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,839
? Down at

395
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,679
? The cul-de-sac

396
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,600
? You lived, my friend

397
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,359
? I put the kettle on

398
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,599
? The wise man's song

399
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,160
? For you... ?

400
00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:32,760
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